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“The Brew Shall Make Ye Free” – Spoken by Our Lord Keg to Saint John the Taptist

The Pope Sayeth Unto Thee:

Some asketh me: "Is there one true brew?". Well no, there is not. In my previous blog we addressed this in a way by stating that if a brew has barley, malt, and hops it is brew. But among brews is one the truest for the faithful? Again no I say. There are those who drink Bud or Miller. But there are also faithful who drink Stella Artois or London Pride. There are many brews that one can drink to glorify Him.

They are all true you see, be not swayed by false prophets who claim that only their brew is the truest of all brews. That is, there is no real "King Of Beers" in the eyes of Lord Keg or His Holy Church. And don't be given to drinking wine either since it is not a brew: the diabolical Winos are soldiers in the army of darkness that besets the faithful each day. May we be protected from their temptations.

Praise Be the Word of Keg.