“The Brew Shall Make Ye Free” – Spoken by
Our Lord Keg to Saint John the Taptist
The Pope Sayeth Unto Thee:
Some wonder about the scripture that states "With the power of Brew anything is possible". Well let's think about the facts behind this. After you consume enough of the Holy Sacrement do you not become invisible? An island universe unto yourself in His Blessed Oblivion? Most of the Faithful have reported this Miracle. Do you not also get the courage to approach members of the opposite sex that otherwise you would not out of fear of Unholy Rejection? Of course you do, even though many times our advances are turned down. And thus the object of our intersest - or even mere lust - looses the chance to hear the Word of Keg and see our Witnessing. After all it is recorded in the Book Of Fermentisis that Lord Keg was so righteous that he puked up our Universe. Thus His Power is seen by us all in the reality around us. And thus ye should be Failthful and consume Beer, The Holiest Of Brews, to glorify Him.
Just don't consume to an excess and become Possessed by Demons or cause harm to others.
Praise Be the Word of Keg.
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